I miss my hippie man so much.
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
don’t trust anything i say while I’m horny
Photo by Nimiel Dei
stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back